Dark influence on the hearts and implanting locks regarding the Quran.

[Iroscato]

MysticKnight, I say this in the nicest way I can -
YOU NEED TO GET LAID. NOW. NOT SOON. BUT NOW.
We'll see how much dark influence you have left when you're pulling the bedsheets out of your arse after receiving a typhoon-level BJ that followed a four and a half hour reverse cowgirl doggy style oh-yes-sir-call-me-a-bad-pupil-again anal vaginal earful fuckfest that starts in the kitchen, continues on the stairs and reaches it's conclusion on the bedroom floor.
You'll never implement those locks again, my boy!!

A mega KUDOS to you Iroscato! MEGA!

The dear lad needs to get his trash hauled, his clock cleaned, his wanker waxed!

Instead of wasting time pontificating on the nature of dark hearts, qurans and other assorted bullshit, this young man needs to get busy!

I believe a "mega kudos" would be a rep...just sayin'

And MK, I'm afraid that yes, it DOES boil down to that - or at least, to your distinct lack of fresh air. You probably can't see it right now, but there is an entire world for you to eat drink dance drive see hear smell and fuck your way through. I know, all the naughty things the Quran says you shouldn't do! *Gasp*
If you want to go through life being told what to do by some long-dead arrogant paedophile (buckets of piss be upon him) go for it. If you want to actually fucking ENJOY yourself, throw away that blasted book and go out and see this incredible planet of ours with your own eyes, before you are too old to do so and shrivel up into a ball of bitterness.