RE: Ask a Catholic
August 24, 2015 at 1:24 am
(This post was last modified: August 24, 2015 at 1:25 am by Homeless Nutter.)
Mmm-kay... How about some speculation on this subject:
If Jesus appeared to you and asked for oral sex - call it "a test of faith", if you like - would you spit, or swallow?
(Why would Jesus ask that? - Why would Yahwe ask Abraham to slaughter his child? Is willingness to suck some d*ck more unreasonable thing to expect from a loyal subject, than murdering one's own family?)
If Jesus appeared to you and asked for oral sex - call it "a test of faith", if you like - would you spit, or swallow?
(Why would Jesus ask that? - Why would Yahwe ask Abraham to slaughter his child? Is willingness to suck some d*ck more unreasonable thing to expect from a loyal subject, than murdering one's own family?)
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw