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You did Not Hear this from Me
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You did Not Hear this from Me
This girl was sitting on the beach when she saw this guy coming towards her. He had a really nice muscular body but she noticed his head was the size of a ping pong ball.
Girl: Your body is banging, but why your head so damn small?
Guy: It’s a long story.
Girl: Yeah right.
Guy: Well see, I was walking along the beach kicking a bottle when I thought I saw something move inside the bottle, so I picked it up and when I opened it a genie popped out. She was real pretty so I asked her if I could have some…well you know. But then she got all mad because she’s a genie and she can’t do that. So I said well, can I have a little head…
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 30, 2015 at 9:36 am
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by MTL - August 30, 2015 at 2:40 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Thumpalumpacus - August 30, 2015 at 4:35 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 3:14 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Marsellus Wallace - August 30, 2015 at 5:51 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by ignoramus - August 31, 2015 at 3:26 am
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Aoi Magi - August 31, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Brian37 - August 31, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 3:28 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by The Valkyrie - August 31, 2015 at 3:28 pm

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