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You did Not Hear this from Me

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You did Not Hear this from Me
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 30, 2015 at 2:40 pm
(August 30, 2015 at 9:36 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: This girl was sitting on the beach when she saw this guy coming towards her. He had a really nice muscular body but she noticed his head was the size of a ping pong ball.
Girl: Your body is banging, but why your head so damn small?
Guy: It’s a long story.
Girl: Yeah right.
Guy: Well see, I was walking along the beach kicking a bottle when I thought I saw something move inside the bottle, so I picked it up and when I opened it a genie popped out. She was real pretty so I asked her if I could have some…well you know. But then she got all mad because she’s a genie and she can’t do that. So I said well,  can I have a little head…

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You did Not Hear this from Me

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You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 30, 2015 at 9:36 am
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by MTL - August 30, 2015 at 2:40 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Thumpalumpacus - August 30, 2015 at 4:35 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 3:14 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Marsellus Wallace - August 30, 2015 at 5:51 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by ignoramus - August 31, 2015 at 3:26 am
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Aoi Magi - August 31, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Brian37 - August 31, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 3:28 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by The Valkyrie - August 31, 2015 at 3:28 pm

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