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You did Not Hear this from Me

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You did Not Hear this from Me
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RE: You did Not Hear this from Me
August 31, 2015 at 2:28 pm (This post was last modified: August 31, 2015 at 2:34 pm by Brian37.)
Guy buys a six pack and a newspaper wanders down the beach until he hits a nude beach, says to himself "what the heck". So he strips down, has a couple, falls asleep. A couple hours later he wakes up to notice sun burn down there

So he covers it up with the newspaper, has a couple more, falls back asleep, an hour later he jolts out of sleep in sheer agony to see girl sanding over him, he screams " What the hell happened!! "

The girl explained, " I was walking past you, noticed the newspaper moving, so I lifted it and discovered the birdie, so I decided to pet it. But it threw up on me. So I broke it's beak, crushed its eggs and burnt its nest".
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You did Not Hear this from Me

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You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 30, 2015 at 9:36 am
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by MTL - August 30, 2015 at 2:40 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Thumpalumpacus - August 30, 2015 at 4:35 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 3:14 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Marsellus Wallace - August 30, 2015 at 5:51 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by ignoramus - August 31, 2015 at 3:26 am
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Aoi Magi - August 31, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Brian37 - August 31, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2015 at 3:28 pm
RE: You did Not Hear this from Me - by The Valkyrie - August 31, 2015 at 3:28 pm

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