If anyone can make it to West Bromwich, I know an excellent restaurant that does an amazing inch thick steak in nine, twelve and twenty ounce helpings. They also serve Guinness.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'