RE: Stupidest horror movies
September 4, 2015 at 12:56 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2015 at 12:57 pm by Faith No More.)
(September 3, 2015 at 11:53 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Wow. can't believe nobody's mentioned the Critters series. Those are really the early zombie movies...but with tiny little furby-ancestors instead of zombies. My favorite was Critters 2. Critters 2 had terminators from planet <insert name here> coming to earth to kill the Critters...but one of them finds a playboy magazine and changes its body fit the center foldout.
Totally wasn't because I was an 11 year old and suddenly got a fullscreen pair of double D's, promise!
My favorite part in that series is when all the critters join into a big ball and they roll over some guy and a skeleton spits out. Classic. I can't remember which one that was from, though.
For extra credit, what super-rich actor had a role in critters 4 early in his career? (No google.)
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
