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Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
(September 5, 2015 at 6:58 pm)KUSA Wrote: The xtards are claiming persecution.

http://www.christianforumsite.com/thread...law.43584/

Wow those people are fucking stupid.  

Them: GOD, PLEASE BAN GAY MARRIAGE AND GET KIM DAVIS OUT OF JAIL.  AMEN.

God: Bitch, please.  Do I look like I've got fucking time to care about if two dudes want to fuck, or two girls want to fuck?  Why the fuck would I give a fuck?  How about you pray for something fucking useful, like I don't know, ending fucking world hunger or stopping cancer.  You don't worship me, you want to BE me.  So you can get your way all fucking time.  That's why you pray.  That's why I stopped listening to all your fucking prayers ages ago.  YOU STILL HAVE NOT GOTTEN THE FUCKING HINT.  I'd send a flood, but you'd blame it on gay marriage.  I've already moved on to another planet.  The people there aren't fucking assholes.  Well some of them are fucking assholes, but they aren't BEING fucking assholes.  Now quit bothering me and stop being a hypocrite. When your kids rebelled against you and your stupid ways, you didn't fucking stone them like you think I told you to.

Them: Bu-but god!

God: Bu-but... shut the fuck up puny humans.  If I gave a shit about all that, don't you think I'd have stopped gay marriage from winning?  I'm fucking omnipotent.  What part of that do you not get?
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses - by Divinity - September 5, 2015 at 8:16 pm

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