(September 8, 2015 at 9:30 pm)Exian Wrote:(September 8, 2015 at 7:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why don't you hire a light-sleeping hot blond to listen for the alarm clock and then grab your schlong? I bet that would wake you.
I used to have one of those until she caught on.
I think I see your real problem. In medical terms its called lackanookie.