No no, you've all got it wrong. I have undeniable evidence that God isn't real. But you'll have to discover it for yourselves. Why should I bother revealing it when theists will only dismiss it because they don't want to know the truth?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
