" 1. I hate wearing pants. Shorts and skirts are the way to go!"
I was like that too...before the invention of Yoga Pants.
" 2. I am terrified of haunted houses, but looove the thrill of going in them anyway. Adrenaline, baby! "
Not in the least bit afraid of haunted houses. But terrified of the BUGS in haunted houses. Or any house.
" 3. I can't stand cold weather and snow, and will get seasonal depression if I live anywhere north of the Carolina's. And that's pushing it. "
Well, ordinarily I'd welcome anyone to visit Montreal....but maybe it's not for you.
" 5. ...But I never drink anything other than water. Nope! This girl is NOT drinking her calories. "
But...but...but...that means no wine!!!
" 8. I'm one of those pathetic people who cries in movies when the dog dies. "
NOT pathetic. People who DON'T cry are pathetic.
" 9. Taking showers is for the birds. "
Actually, I'm pretty sure birds take baths.
" 10. "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!" - If you don't know where that came from, you have not lived. "
I'll see you that, and raise you:
' You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. '
or,
' That's no moon....it's a Space Station! '
or,
' Bueller. Bueller. Bueller. Bueller. '
or,
' Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room! '
or,
' You're gonna need a bigger boat. '
I was like that too...before the invention of Yoga Pants.
" 2. I am terrified of haunted houses, but looove the thrill of going in them anyway. Adrenaline, baby! "
Not in the least bit afraid of haunted houses. But terrified of the BUGS in haunted houses. Or any house.
" 3. I can't stand cold weather and snow, and will get seasonal depression if I live anywhere north of the Carolina's. And that's pushing it. "
Well, ordinarily I'd welcome anyone to visit Montreal....but maybe it's not for you.
" 5. ...But I never drink anything other than water. Nope! This girl is NOT drinking her calories. "
But...but...but...that means no wine!!!
" 8. I'm one of those pathetic people who cries in movies when the dog dies. "
NOT pathetic. People who DON'T cry are pathetic.
" 9. Taking showers is for the birds. "
Actually, I'm pretty sure birds take baths.
" 10. "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!" - If you don't know where that came from, you have not lived. "
I'll see you that, and raise you:
' You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. '
or,
' That's no moon....it's a Space Station! '
or,
' Bueller. Bueller. Bueller. Bueller. '
or,
' Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room! '
or,
' You're gonna need a bigger boat. '