(September 14, 2015 at 6:54 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Okay:
1. I was the 13th man on the Moon.
2. I am a grandmaster at chess.
3. I invented the Hutzler 571 Banana slicer.
4. I was voted FHM's sexiest man for the last 3 years in a row.
5. I can lick my elbow.
6. I am actually Banksy.
7. I can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.
8. I have a very large penis.
9. I exaggerate quite a lot.
10. I am not actually an atheist, I've been trolling you all this whole time.
11. and you don't always drink beer. But when you do, you prefer Dos Equis.