-I was always very lenient with my kids, and let most of them do what they want. I was the 'cool mom'. I'd only get pissed if they put themselves or one of their siblings in danger.
-My oldest granddaughter is in the 6th grade. She's a quiet girl because she lost her mom. (Not my son's wife). Her mother overdosed, and her grandparents took her in. They were eventually able to find my son, and they had a DNA test done which showed he was her father. (The man they thought was her father had left years earlier after finding out she wasn't his. The asshole didn't care about her because she wasn't blood, but to me family isn't just blood)
-I once dated a guy 20 years younger than me. We stayed together for a year or two.
-My youngest daughter's girlfriend (soon to be wife) is a vegan which annoys the fuck out of me. Of course my daughter's a vegetarian. Which isn't a whole lot better. Tofurkey is terrible.
-I've met a few semi-famous people. Mostly porn-stars and b-list celebrities.
-My mother was a teenage prostitute. She became one after her parents died, and she had to live on the streets. I was born as a result of one of her johns, who later decided to marry her despite the fact he was married at the time.
-One of my grandchildren is black, and I hope by the time she's older that cops stop being fuckups that shoot unarmed black people because of the color of their skin. Same thing goes for her father.
-I drive a fuckin' Jaguar. It's a 2005 S-type, and it's fucking awesome. I always wanted a jag. So once I had the money, I bought it.
-Neither of my parents were born in the United States. My father moved here from the Netherlands when he was 25 years old. My mother moved here from Sweden when she was just 7 years old. I'm half-Swedish half-Dutch. (I took my mother's last name)
-I gave all my sons unisex names. And one of my daughters (Alex, though she prefers Alexa). She's named for her grandparents on the asshole's side. I don't regret it because they weren't assholes like their son. I named my middle son after my mother, even though now I don't think she deserved it.
-My oldest granddaughter is in the 6th grade. She's a quiet girl because she lost her mom. (Not my son's wife). Her mother overdosed, and her grandparents took her in. They were eventually able to find my son, and they had a DNA test done which showed he was her father. (The man they thought was her father had left years earlier after finding out she wasn't his. The asshole didn't care about her because she wasn't blood, but to me family isn't just blood)
-I once dated a guy 20 years younger than me. We stayed together for a year or two.
-My youngest daughter's girlfriend (soon to be wife) is a vegan which annoys the fuck out of me. Of course my daughter's a vegetarian. Which isn't a whole lot better. Tofurkey is terrible.
-I've met a few semi-famous people. Mostly porn-stars and b-list celebrities.
-My mother was a teenage prostitute. She became one after her parents died, and she had to live on the streets. I was born as a result of one of her johns, who later decided to marry her despite the fact he was married at the time.
-One of my grandchildren is black, and I hope by the time she's older that cops stop being fuckups that shoot unarmed black people because of the color of their skin. Same thing goes for her father.
-I drive a fuckin' Jaguar. It's a 2005 S-type, and it's fucking awesome. I always wanted a jag. So once I had the money, I bought it.
-Neither of my parents were born in the United States. My father moved here from the Netherlands when he was 25 years old. My mother moved here from Sweden when she was just 7 years old. I'm half-Swedish half-Dutch. (I took my mother's last name)
-I gave all my sons unisex names. And one of my daughters (Alex, though she prefers Alexa). She's named for her grandparents on the asshole's side. I don't regret it because they weren't assholes like their son. I named my middle son after my mother, even though now I don't think she deserved it.
