1. I've met Ringo Starr, Sinead O'Connor, and Paddy Moloney.
2. I know three card tricks and perform them so ineptly that a distracted 6 year old can figure them out.
3. I prefer hot tea to iced coffee and hot coffee to almost everything.
4. I startle easily.
5. I sort my books by colour. Saves time.
6. Of the six best friends I had growing up, two have been murdered.
7. I can't bear squeaky furniture; chairs, beds, drawer pulls. Drives me spare.
8. I buy bizarre things on impulse. This is why I own a pair of stuffed barn owls and a t-shirt that reads 'Fuck The Muppets'.
9. I've had my nose broken five times. Then I learned when to shut up.
10. I've never stolen anything. Ever.
Boru
2. I know three card tricks and perform them so ineptly that a distracted 6 year old can figure them out.
3. I prefer hot tea to iced coffee and hot coffee to almost everything.
4. I startle easily.
5. I sort my books by colour. Saves time.
6. Of the six best friends I had growing up, two have been murdered.
7. I can't bear squeaky furniture; chairs, beds, drawer pulls. Drives me spare.
8. I buy bizarre things on impulse. This is why I own a pair of stuffed barn owls and a t-shirt that reads 'Fuck The Muppets'.
9. I've had my nose broken five times. Then I learned when to shut up.
10. I've never stolen anything. Ever.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax