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Raising GODLY children
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RE: Raising GODLY children
September 16, 2015 at 1:15 pm
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives He releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Raising GODLY children - by MentalGiant - September 15, 2015 at 11:45 am
RE: Raising GODLY children - by Minimalist - September 15, 2015 at 11:51 am
RE: Raising GODLY children - by Longhorn - September 15, 2015 at 11:53 am
RE: Raising GODLY children - by Faith No More - September 15, 2015 at 12:20 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by brewer - September 15, 2015 at 12:52 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by brewer - September 15, 2015 at 12:49 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by Longhorn - September 15, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by MentalGiant - September 15, 2015 at 12:55 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by Minimalist - September 15, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by brewer - September 15, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by brewer - September 15, 2015 at 4:02 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by Minimalist - September 15, 2015 at 4:05 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by Rhizomorph13 - September 16, 2015 at 12:34 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by vorlon13 - September 16, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: Raising GODLY children - by Fake Messiah - September 17, 2015 at 4:45 am
RE: Raising GODLY children - by vorlon13 - September 17, 2015 at 10:32 am
RE: Raising GODLY children - by MentalGiant - September 17, 2015 at 11:26 am
RE: Raising GODLY children - by Fake Messiah - September 17, 2015 at 5:47 pm

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