I haven't dressed for Halloween in years. I used to when we lived near an outdoor mall that people milled around in on Halloween. The costumes were fantastic. I remember six people dressed as six people in a hot tub, three people as a brilliantly ugly Lady Godiva on her horse (she wore a body suit with baby bottle nipples and a Brillo pad in the appropriate spots), a few walking penises, and so on.
My ex and I went once as the lady and the tiger and once as a wedding couple in which I was the groom and he was the bride.
These days I just bake pumpkin bread and hand out candy to kids.
My ex and I went once as the lady and the tiger and once as a wedding couple in which I was the groom and he was the bride.
These days I just bake pumpkin bread and hand out candy to kids.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
