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Hey Guys.
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RE: Hey Guys.
We have a Welcome Waffles greeter... kinda like at WalMart. But tastier.

I'm not the one, so I'll just say welcome to AF. Smile

Oh, I don't know if you've read Douglas Adams, but you might enjoy it. He's famous for good atheism quotes, such as:

`I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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Hey Guys. - by ironicprogrammer - September 18, 2015 at 8:31 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by vorlon13 - September 18, 2015 at 8:33 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by ironicprogrammer - September 18, 2015 at 8:35 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by Mystical - September 18, 2015 at 8:46 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by brewer - September 18, 2015 at 8:53 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by ignoramus - September 18, 2015 at 8:53 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 18, 2015 at 9:04 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by MTL - September 18, 2015 at 2:04 pm
RE: Hey Guys. - by Mystical - September 18, 2015 at 9:08 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by ignoramus - September 18, 2015 at 9:20 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by robvalue - September 18, 2015 at 9:42 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by MTL - September 18, 2015 at 9:46 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by Longhorn - September 18, 2015 at 11:04 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by MTL - September 18, 2015 at 2:03 pm
RE: Hey Guys. - by Minimalist - September 18, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by Longhorn - September 18, 2015 at 11:29 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by brewer - September 18, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: Hey Guys. - by Minimalist - September 18, 2015 at 11:38 am
RE: Hey Guys. - by Exian - September 18, 2015 at 1:06 pm
RE: Hey Guys. - by rexbeccarox - September 18, 2015 at 1:10 pm
RE: Hey Guys. - by Salacious B. Crumb - September 18, 2015 at 1:19 pm

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