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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 10:31 pm
I had a bi-fold closet ruin sex for me once. I was nailing my lady in the hallway of our apartment. The moment moved me to pick her up and do her against the wall. Her eyes got really big and she started silently screaming. I started drilling harder thinking "Whoa, did I suddenly get hung-er." Then she started slapping me and pushing me off. Apparently instead of the wall, I pushed her up against the bi-fold closet which closed all the way and was pinching her ass. We had a good laugh. The mark made it look like she had two cracks.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 1:13 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Minimalist - September 19, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:05 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 1:30 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 3:07 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by c172 - September 19, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 3:54 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Exian - September 19, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 3:37 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:50 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:58 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:03 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:11 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:09 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Neo-Scholastic - September 19, 2015 at 4:18 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:13 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 21, 2015 at 8:04 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 8:12 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:19 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 19, 2015 at 5:19 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:47 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by houseofcantor - September 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 19, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 19, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 19, 2015 at 7:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 6:01 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 19, 2015 at 6:08 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 7:21 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:50 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 7:19 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 19, 2015 at 8:26 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 19, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 8:43 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 19, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:08 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:20 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 3:29 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 21, 2015 at 9:43 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Little lunch - September 19, 2015 at 9:21 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:48 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 20, 2015 at 9:00 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 10:02 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 20, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 1:16 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 1:19 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 19, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:27 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 9:33 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 19, 2015 at 9:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:38 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 10:09 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Exian - September 19, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by c172 - September 19, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 19, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by *Deidre* - September 19, 2015 at 10:51 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 11:03 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 9:59 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 19, 2015 at 11:07 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by *Deidre* - September 20, 2015 at 12:21 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by I_am_not_mafia - September 20, 2015 at 8:34 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:35 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Nine - September 21, 2015 at 6:07 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by c172 - September 19, 2015 at 11:10 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 11:17 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 20, 2015 at 1:40 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:27 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 20, 2015 at 1:46 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 20, 2015 at 1:48 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:28 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 21, 2015 at 9:02 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 20, 2015 at 7:46 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 21, 2015 at 6:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 21, 2015 at 6:43 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 21, 2015 at 6:57 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 21, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 8:14 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 20, 2015 at 8:38 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 21, 2015 at 7:09 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 21, 2015 at 10:10 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 11:12 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 26, 2015 at 9:23 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 26, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 11:14 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 11:40 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 23, 2015 at 12:57 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 23, 2015 at 8:29 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Dystopia - September 23, 2015 at 8:41 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by dyresand - September 24, 2015 at 2:07 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 24, 2015 at 10:55 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 24, 2015 at 10:57 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 26, 2015 at 3:02 pm

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