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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 20, 2015 at 8:34 am
(September 19, 2015 at 11:07 pm)Beccs Wrote: Falling asleep.

Yes, I have.

Blimey not even I have ever done that! Although I did fall asleep once with a vibrator inside of me when it was switched on. It was the last time I tried masturbating over 15 years ago. I held it in place with my inner thighs and woke up an hour later with it still buzzing.

The best use for a vibrator is to cable tie a toothbrush to it and give it away as a joke birthday present saying that it's an electric toothbrush.

I normally just lay there thinking about other things during sex like my research, where I am going in life or getting annoyed at the fitted bed sheet springing off the mattress if it has shrunk in the wash. If that happens I will get up and re-fit it.

Worst thing about sex is that you can never have a proper conversation during it. Apparently it's "distracting".
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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 1:13 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Minimalist - September 19, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:05 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 1:30 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 3:07 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by c172 - September 19, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 3:54 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Exian - September 19, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 3:37 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:50 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:58 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:03 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:11 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:09 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Neo-Scholastic - September 19, 2015 at 4:18 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:13 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 21, 2015 at 8:04 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 8:12 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:19 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 19, 2015 at 5:19 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:47 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by houseofcantor - September 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 19, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 19, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 19, 2015 at 7:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 6:01 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 19, 2015 at 6:08 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 7:21 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:50 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 7:19 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 19, 2015 at 8:26 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 19, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 8:43 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 19, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:08 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:20 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 3:29 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 21, 2015 at 9:43 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Little lunch - September 19, 2015 at 9:21 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:48 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 20, 2015 at 9:00 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 10:02 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 20, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 1:16 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 1:19 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 19, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:27 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 9:33 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 19, 2015 at 9:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:38 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 10:09 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Exian - September 19, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by c172 - September 19, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 19, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by *Deidre* - September 19, 2015 at 10:51 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 11:03 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 9:59 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 19, 2015 at 11:07 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by *Deidre* - September 20, 2015 at 12:21 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by I_am_not_mafia - September 20, 2015 at 8:34 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:35 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Nine - September 21, 2015 at 6:07 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by c172 - September 19, 2015 at 11:10 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 11:17 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 20, 2015 at 1:40 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:27 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 20, 2015 at 1:46 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 20, 2015 at 1:48 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:28 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 21, 2015 at 9:02 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 20, 2015 at 7:46 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 21, 2015 at 6:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 21, 2015 at 6:43 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 21, 2015 at 6:57 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 21, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 8:14 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 20, 2015 at 8:38 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 21, 2015 at 7:09 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 21, 2015 at 10:10 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 11:12 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 26, 2015 at 9:23 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 26, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 11:14 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 11:40 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 23, 2015 at 12:57 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 23, 2015 at 8:29 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Dystopia - September 23, 2015 at 8:41 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by dyresand - September 24, 2015 at 2:07 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 24, 2015 at 10:55 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 24, 2015 at 10:57 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 26, 2015 at 3:02 pm

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