How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!

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Poll: What do you have planned for the 'end days'? This poll is closed.
Maximize pleasures.	19.05%	4	19.05%
Repent and pray.	9.52%	2	9.52%
Business as usual.	52.38%	11	52.38%
Disparage polls and their makers.	19.05%	4	19.05%
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How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!

Minimalist Offline

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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!

September 20, 2015 at 7:58 pm

So....when the woman rushed in and poured oil on jesus' feet, she was really oiling up his dick?

Is that one of those things where you have to guess when its literal and when its figurative? Cause ole Frank looks like he's really getting his rocks off there..... all those handsome young men!

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How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 20, 2015 at 9:00 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by TheThinkingCatholic - September 20, 2015 at 9:16 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Reforged - September 20, 2015 at 9:18 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Randy Carson - September 20, 2015 at 9:37 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by abaris - September 20, 2015 at 9:59 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Jenny A - September 21, 2015 at 3:42 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 20, 2015 at 8:18 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 10:21 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Aoi Magi - September 20, 2015 at 10:28 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 10:30 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by KevinM1 - September 20, 2015 at 10:33 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 8:44 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2015 at 11:06 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 1:12 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 7:35 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by The Grand Nudger - September 20, 2015 at 11:12 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2015 at 7:39 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 9:40 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Cyberman - September 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 7:46 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2015 at 7:58 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Mermaid - September 20, 2015 at 8:01 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by The Valkyrie - September 20, 2015 at 8:31 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by brewer - September 20, 2015 at 8:40 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by ignoramus - September 20, 2015 at 11:31 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 21, 2015 at 3:47 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Catholic_Lady - September 21, 2015 at 3:49 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Catholic_Lady - September 21, 2015 at 4:08 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 21, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Catholic_Lady - September 21, 2015 at 4:08 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 21, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Clueless Morgan - September 21, 2015 at 4:10 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 21, 2015 at 4:13 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Clueless Morgan - September 21, 2015 at 7:31 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Godschild - September 21, 2015 at 4:14 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Shining_Finger - September 21, 2015 at 7:33 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by ignoramus - September 21, 2015 at 8:32 pm

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