How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!

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How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!

MTL

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RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!

September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm

(September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(September 20, 2015 at 7:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah...that's a good point, Wyrd. What's with all the foot-fetishism among these religious bullshit artists?

I guess in an age when few people could afford shoes and there was animal shit all over the fucking place washing feet must have been a big occupation....for slaves.

Today, I think his assholiness is just fucking around. Probably heads back to the vatican and jerks off!

At least it gives the altar boys a night off.
I was making a joke. The Bible sometimes uses the word "feet" for a man's genitalia. So washing feet means giving a BJ.

Oh god. Please tell me that isn't a joke. Please.

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How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 20, 2015 at 9:00 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by TheThinkingCatholic - September 20, 2015 at 9:16 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Reforged - September 20, 2015 at 9:18 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Randy Carson - September 20, 2015 at 9:37 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by abaris - September 20, 2015 at 9:59 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Jenny A - September 21, 2015 at 3:42 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 20, 2015 at 8:18 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 10:21 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Aoi Magi - September 20, 2015 at 10:28 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 10:30 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by KevinM1 - September 20, 2015 at 10:33 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 8:44 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2015 at 11:06 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 1:12 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 7:35 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by The Grand Nudger - September 20, 2015 at 11:12 am

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2015 at 7:39 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 9:40 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Cyberman - September 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 20, 2015 at 7:46 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 20, 2015 at 7:58 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Mermaid - September 20, 2015 at 8:01 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by The Valkyrie - September 20, 2015 at 8:31 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by brewer - September 20, 2015 at 8:40 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by ignoramus - September 20, 2015 at 11:31 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 21, 2015 at 3:47 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Catholic_Lady - September 21, 2015 at 3:49 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Catholic_Lady - September 21, 2015 at 4:08 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 21, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Catholic_Lady - September 21, 2015 at 4:08 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Minimalist - September 21, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Clueless Morgan - September 21, 2015 at 4:10 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Whateverist - September 21, 2015 at 4:13 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Clueless Morgan - September 21, 2015 at 7:31 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Godschild - September 21, 2015 at 4:14 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by Shining_Finger - September 21, 2015 at 7:33 pm

RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my! - by ignoramus - September 21, 2015 at 8:32 pm

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