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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 9:02 am
(September 21, 2015 at 3:28 am)Violet Wrote:
(September 20, 2015 at 1:48 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: When you lose the key

And your mother is about to open the door... x__x

 I've never lost the key, but I've been walked-in-on by a few parents and other authority figures in my time.

Mostly police.

I vastly prefer the police, though, to the guy's mother.

then you just feel like the Whore of Babylon, sleeping with her little boy.

When the father walks in on you with his son, it's not so bad.

You just wink at him.
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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 1:13 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Minimalist - September 19, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:05 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 1:30 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 3:07 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by c172 - September 19, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 3:54 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Exian - September 19, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 3:37 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:50 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 3:58 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:03 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:11 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:09 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Neo-Scholastic - September 19, 2015 at 4:18 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:13 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 21, 2015 at 8:04 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 8:12 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 4:19 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 19, 2015 at 5:19 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:47 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by houseofcantor - September 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 19, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 19, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 19, 2015 at 7:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 6:01 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 19, 2015 at 6:08 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 7:21 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:50 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 7:19 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 19, 2015 at 8:26 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 19, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 19, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 8:43 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 19, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:08 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:20 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 3:29 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 21, 2015 at 9:43 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Little lunch - September 19, 2015 at 9:21 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 9:48 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 20, 2015 at 9:00 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 10:02 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 20, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 1:16 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 1:19 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 19, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:27 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 9:33 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by brewer - September 19, 2015 at 9:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 19, 2015 at 9:38 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 19, 2015 at 10:09 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Exian - September 19, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by c172 - September 19, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 19, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by *Deidre* - September 19, 2015 at 10:51 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 11:03 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 9:59 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 19, 2015 at 11:07 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by *Deidre* - September 20, 2015 at 12:21 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by I_am_not_mafia - September 20, 2015 at 8:34 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:35 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Nine - September 21, 2015 at 6:07 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by c172 - September 19, 2015 at 11:10 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2015 at 11:17 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 20, 2015 at 1:40 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:27 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 20, 2015 at 1:46 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 20, 2015 at 1:48 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 21, 2015 at 3:28 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 21, 2015 at 9:02 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 20, 2015 at 7:46 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 21, 2015 at 6:35 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 21, 2015 at 6:43 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 21, 2015 at 6:57 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Thumpalumpacus - September 21, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 8:14 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 20, 2015 at 8:38 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by MTL - September 20, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 20, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 21, 2015 at 7:09 pm
All the ways we can ruin sex - by KUSA - September 21, 2015 at 10:10 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 11:12 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 26, 2015 at 9:23 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 26, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 11:14 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 21, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Lemonvariable72 - September 21, 2015 at 11:40 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Violet - September 23, 2015 at 12:57 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Losty - September 23, 2015 at 8:29 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Dystopia - September 23, 2015 at 8:41 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by dyresand - September 24, 2015 at 2:07 am
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by The Valkyrie - September 24, 2015 at 10:55 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by BrokenQuill92 - September 24, 2015 at 10:57 pm
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex - by Jackalope - September 26, 2015 at 3:02 pm

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