Um.........How long ago did I stop beating my wife? (oh shit, there is no good answer for that)
Er...........What do I have inside me right now? (damn, to many correct answers possible)
Ah..........How much money do I have to give you? (think I got her now)
Er...........What do I have inside me right now? (damn, to many correct answers possible)
Ah..........How much money do I have to give you? (think I got her now)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.