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Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
Quote:Kinda makes you wonder, why bother creating billions of planets in the universe when he was just going to devote all his attention into only one of them?

We actually speculated on that question at school when I was in about year 8. With the profound wisdom of the average 14 year old boy,we concluded: Of course each planet which needed him would have its own savior. This would not apply to all planets as many would not have experienced the fall caused here by our two morons, Adam and Eve.

The good brother who was our class teacher was really pissed off. He began bandying the word 'blasphemy' about. Then he started to hit people,which was his wont whenever he became upset or confused,which was often. I kid you not.
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Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Lethe - November 15, 2010 at 5:40 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Skipper - November 15, 2010 at 6:10 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Anomalocaris - November 15, 2010 at 6:36 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by padraic - November 16, 2010 at 3:28 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by chasm - November 15, 2010 at 6:49 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Welsh cake - November 15, 2010 at 7:04 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by orogenicman - November 15, 2010 at 7:13 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by ib.me.ub - November 15, 2010 at 10:02 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by cdog - November 15, 2010 at 10:29 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Minimalist - November 16, 2010 at 12:26 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by downbeatplumb - November 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Ashendant - November 16, 2010 at 9:30 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by R-e-n-n-a-t - November 17, 2010 at 10:19 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Rev. Rye - November 19, 2010 at 12:06 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by MehGuy - November 19, 2010 at 2:39 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Zen Badger - November 20, 2010 at 2:52 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by downbeatplumb - November 20, 2010 at 11:36 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Minimalist - November 21, 2010 at 8:48 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Rev. Rye - November 22, 2010 at 11:02 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by DiRNiS - November 21, 2010 at 7:33 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by padraic - November 22, 2010 at 2:19 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by padraic - November 23, 2010 at 2:09 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Anomalocaris - November 23, 2010 at 9:47 am

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