Well, we know for a fact the Flood happened.
Man was wicked and needed to be wiped out - as did all the animals apart from the selected few. You see, because of human sin, homosexuality also happens among animals. And the flood also wiped out the unicorns - because they're all sparkly and, therefore, gay.
Evidence for the flood is the Grand Canyon - carved, as it was, in a couple of days by the flood waters.
And, of course, they've found the Ark on Mt. Ararat.
And do you really think Ken Ham would be creating his Ark Encounter if it didn't really happen? It's obviously not to make money, after all.
Final proof of the Ark is that, hundreds of years after the flood, the last descendant of Noah was publicly executed by her enemies - Joan of Ark.
Man was wicked and needed to be wiped out - as did all the animals apart from the selected few. You see, because of human sin, homosexuality also happens among animals. And the flood also wiped out the unicorns - because they're all sparkly and, therefore, gay.
Evidence for the flood is the Grand Canyon - carved, as it was, in a couple of days by the flood waters.
And, of course, they've found the Ark on Mt. Ararat.
And do you really think Ken Ham would be creating his Ark Encounter if it didn't really happen? It's obviously not to make money, after all.
Final proof of the Ark is that, hundreds of years after the flood, the last descendant of Noah was publicly executed by her enemies - Joan of Ark.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
