RE: We can be certain of NO resurrection - A Response
September 28, 2015 at 9:21 pm
(This post was last modified: September 28, 2015 at 9:22 pm by Homeless Nutter.)
(September 28, 2015 at 8:01 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Actually, we do know a few things:
- 1. he was a wealthy man (cf. Mt 27:57)
- 2. he was a member of the Jewish ruling council (Mk 15:43)
- 3. he was a secret disciple of Jesus (cf. Mt 27:57, Jn 19:38)
- 4. he asked Pilate for the body of Jesus (cf. Mt 27:58)
- 5. he buried Jesus by wrapping Jesus’ body in a linen cloth, placing it in his own tomb (caved out of rock) and rolling a stone over the entrance. (Mt 27:59-60)
6. He liked his coffee with milk and sugar (Mk 99:99)
7. He had a birthmark on his left testicle. (Mt 69:88)
8. He gave the best head in Nazareth (Mt 111:55)
9. He smelled bad (Mk 97:23)
10. He was secretly Batman (Dc 201:49)
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
