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Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
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RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes
(November 21, 2010 at 8:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: " Jesus was Jewish." { Mike Stivic }

" Only on his mother's side!" { Archie Bunker }

- All in the Family c 1970
Which technically makes him Jewish, since apparently Jewishness is somehow transmitted through the mother's DNA. Somehow.

Quote:he imagines all sorts of things including a big man holding a planet in his hands :-P
I simply cannot imagine those words without thinking of this:

Quote:"Gumbledorp, if you don't stop, we'll starve, and no one will be around to kill everyone in the universe if we get around to bringing everyone back to life after we killed them."

"I am no longer Scrumblegort."

The ancient man dropped some of the planets he was juggling.

"The worlds have shifted. I am Dumblecop, of the Darkmeal."

He flexed one of his legs, which was made of pistols, and kicked a planet in half.
It's called 30 H's, and I'm fairly certain I mentioned it before.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Lethe - November 15, 2010 at 5:40 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Skipper - November 15, 2010 at 6:10 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Anomalocaris - November 15, 2010 at 6:36 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by padraic - November 16, 2010 at 3:28 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by chasm - November 15, 2010 at 6:49 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Welsh cake - November 15, 2010 at 7:04 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by orogenicman - November 15, 2010 at 7:13 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by ib.me.ub - November 15, 2010 at 10:02 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by cdog - November 15, 2010 at 10:29 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Minimalist - November 16, 2010 at 12:26 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by downbeatplumb - November 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Ashendant - November 16, 2010 at 9:30 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by R-e-n-n-a-t - November 17, 2010 at 10:19 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Rev. Rye - November 19, 2010 at 12:06 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by MehGuy - November 19, 2010 at 2:39 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Zen Badger - November 20, 2010 at 2:52 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by downbeatplumb - November 20, 2010 at 11:36 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Minimalist - November 21, 2010 at 8:48 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Rev. Rye - November 22, 2010 at 11:02 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by DiRNiS - November 21, 2010 at 7:33 pm
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by padraic - November 22, 2010 at 2:19 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by padraic - November 23, 2010 at 2:09 am
RE: Apparently, Jesus Has Blue Eyes - by Anomalocaris - November 23, 2010 at 9:47 am

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