What the bible says Hell is like

[Jenny A]

I disagree with the asshole claim. God is actually very kind, considering how He became a human to die so that we wouldn't go to hell. Jesus went to hell for three days and three nights too. To me that sounds like a very good God.
and Satan is evil. He's the one who tempted us to sin in the first place and sewered everyone smh.

Again.  I fail to see how having created death (and apparently hell too) in the first place, it's kind of god to provide an escape from his own evil plan.
And no, you don't get to blame Satan.  If god created everything, he created Satan too.   And god himself tempted man to to eat the apple, that's what we call it when you leave a mud-pie in the refrigerator and tell your kids they can eat all the vegies but not the pie.  

Much as you may try to rehabilitate him, Jesus is just a mythical solution to the mythical need for blood sacrifice. (Not saying there is no historical Jesus only that that Jesus' death for salvation is a mythical idea).