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World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
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World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/04...day_p.html

Why the fuck do people make end of the world predictions.  What do they hope to get out of it?  If they're wrong, they look stupid.  If they're right, nobody's going to be around to be like "Hey!  They got it right!"  I mean I guess a heads up the world is ending would be nice.  But only if they actually see something like a world-ending meteorite heading for earth, and not some calculating bullshit conspiracy theory playing around with what the Bible Says.  (Especially since the Bible specifically says that NOBODY KNOWS WHEN THE WORLD IS GOING TO END)
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
I miss professor T_T
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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I have a distant relative that built a survivor bunker in Arkansas somewhere. Supposedly it's the last place that will burn up or be covered in magma or something.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
(April 12, 2018 at 2:40 pm)Losty Wrote: I miss professor T_T

I missed him too.


Twice.


Third time was the charm...



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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
Boss Lady and I will divide up the labor, she goes for the purses, I grab the wallets. Shouldn't be too hard, there won't be more than 2-3 of each.
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(April 12, 2018 at 2:40 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I have a distant relative that built a survivor bunker in Arkansas somewhere.  Supposedly it's the last place that will burn up or be covered in magma or something.

Really?  Arkansas will be the last holdout?  Proof, if we needed more..that god hates humanity.
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I thought it was supposed to be next Wednesday. The ground is getting thick with these end-of-the-world predictions.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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I thought it was last wednesday.  I was expecting overtime next pay period.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(April 12, 2018 at 2:47 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Really?  Arkansas will be the last holdout?  Proof, if we needed more..that god hates humanity.

Haven't you heard? Arkansas is "God's Country".
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Well, at least there's a business uptick for the end of the world animal shelter Web sites with each new prediction. After all, gullible fucks own pets too. Smile
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