What the bible says Hell is like

[TheRocketSurgeon]

Because it would bother you big time if you let that happen.

I wonder if you're just as critical of the validity of the constitution and your birth certificate or news papers

What does this mean?

I am equally critical of all documentation, especially newspapers. Fact check, never just believe.

I would also like to point out that the Constitution has been revised (not counting during the 12 years it took to write, after we declared independence) twenty-three times... twenty four, if you count the addition of the Bill of Rights as a revision. 

It has also been looked at more closely by the Supreme Court, and the language decoded through better knowledge and scholarship literally thousands of times, in precedent-setting cases that clarify the meaning of its various passages.

Only very dishonest people stick to some "original intent" framework, especially since most of them claim things that are in clear defiance of writings we have from the Founding Fathers which show their actual intent was very different from what the "original intent" assholes claim it was. I think this makes a nice parallel to the KJV discussion, except that was a translation made of a 2500-1500 year old book, at the time when it was translated 400 years ago, and which was revised a few more times about 250 years ago into the form we have today. And the KJV is many, many times longer of a book than the Constitution, so the problem is compounded by more than age.

Yet you can sit there with a straight face and tell me you understand it perfectly, and that this one version called the KJV  happens to be the only "correct"  version.

That starts to slip beyond mere delusion into the realm of serious mental issues.