You know, when I was a Christian it was pretty much this fluffy, bubble-gum version. Just about the only thing to it was: When you die, you hang out with your family in optimal conditions, and Noah saved animals. I guess the only way I'd hope I was wrong is if this version was right and that was all there was to it.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
