RE: I don't know if this is funny or not. -OR- Kids say the darnest things.
December 11, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Haha, that is too funny. I have about a million similar stories. Too many kids in my family, I guess.
About 2 months ago, my 5-year-old nephew gets in my truck and says "This car smells awkward." I had a brand new cinnamon air freshener. I guess cinnamon is awkward.
A few years back, my niece was swimming at my parents house. My sister told her to change downstairs. She took off her bathing suit and put on her dress, but her undies were upstairs in her suitcase. So, my niece wore her dress upstairs to get her suitcase. As she was walking up the stairs, she ran into my then husband and said "I'm not wearing any underwear." She was four at the time.
My stepson and I were swimming and he asked me why women wear different bathing suits. I told them it was so their breasts would be covered. He said "Oh, you mean their petals?" I said "What? No, I mean their breasts." he said, "Yeah, breast petals." I have no idea where that came from because I am always literal about anatomy, but ever since then I have referred to breasts as petals and every time he hears the word petal, he busts out in giggles.
About 2 months ago, my 5-year-old nephew gets in my truck and says "This car smells awkward." I had a brand new cinnamon air freshener. I guess cinnamon is awkward.
A few years back, my niece was swimming at my parents house. My sister told her to change downstairs. She took off her bathing suit and put on her dress, but her undies were upstairs in her suitcase. So, my niece wore her dress upstairs to get her suitcase. As she was walking up the stairs, she ran into my then husband and said "I'm not wearing any underwear." She was four at the time.
My stepson and I were swimming and he asked me why women wear different bathing suits. I told them it was so their breasts would be covered. He said "Oh, you mean their petals?" I said "What? No, I mean their breasts." he said, "Yeah, breast petals." I have no idea where that came from because I am always literal about anatomy, but ever since then I have referred to breasts as petals and every time he hears the word petal, he busts out in giggles.
