Yeah, but you can take comfort in the fact those years you may be shaving off aren't the good ones. If eating bacon keeps me from being 90 in a geriatric home, shitting myself uncontrollably, I'll have some seconds.
Besides, for some of us, eating bacon is the least of our worries when it comes to hastening our demise.
Besides, for some of us, eating bacon is the least of our worries when it comes to hastening our demise.