(November 7, 2015 at 12:36 am)ignoramus Wrote:(November 6, 2015 at 11:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Alright, OP - you're the son of "God". What am I thinking right now?
C'mon Stim, where does it say in the bible that Jesus was a mind reader?
(You're thinking of how to get some sex?)
Well I am always thinking that, of course. However I have something special in mind for this guy.
As to the rest,the magic book says it here:
"The LORD knows the thoughts of man, That they are a mere breath."
and especially here, in this decidedly Operation Yewtree flavoured extract:
"Lord, you have examined me
and know all about me.
You know when I sit down and when I get up.
You know my thoughts before I think them.
You know where I go and where I lie down.
You know everything I do.
Lord, even before I say a word,
you already know it.
You are all around me—in front and in back—
and have put your hand on me.
Your knowledge is amazing to me;
it is more than I can understand.
Where can I go to get away from your Spirit?
Where can I run from you?
If I go up to the heavens, you are there.
If I lie down in the grave, you are there.
If I rise with the sun in the east
and settle in the west beyond the sea,
even there you would guide me.
With your right hand you would hold me."
and presumably a ton of other places I can't be arsed to look.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
