'It's not about flying reindeer, it's not about gifts, it's not about snowmen, it's not about snowflakes, it's not about elves, and it's certainly not about some stupid man in a red suit'. He's right. It's about a magical moving star, it's about three men who bring, er, gifts, it's about angels (not those stupid non-existent elves) and it's about some man who both is and isn't God, who can perform magic and come back from the dead.
So you idiots who believe in Father Christmas remember that.
So you idiots who believe in Father Christmas remember that.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln