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It's Ok, you're a limo driver.
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It's Ok, you're a limo driver.
You know the old cliche "pobody's nerfict"

Post your stories here, where you have pulled an "ooops",  could be anything. A physical stumble, dropping and breaking something, or an "oooooookaaaaaaay, when someone else walks in on your conversation and laughs because the words could be twisted"

For example, I would not advise going into work the next day after taking your cat AND dog to the vet, and say "I found out my cat has herpes and my dog has a yeast infection. OUT OF CONTEXT! No I did not fuck my pets!

Another example. Put a frozen pizza in the oven, all nice and hot and yummy, cut it, then on the way to my bedroom to sit down and watch tv to eat it, tripped over the rug and SPLAT! Bye bye dinner.
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It's Ok, you're a limo driver. - by Brian37 - November 17, 2015 at 9:50 am
RE: It's Ok, you're a limo driver. - by Fake Messiah - November 17, 2015 at 12:31 pm
RE: It's Ok, you're a limo driver. - by ignoramus - November 18, 2015 at 4:31 am

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