Alaska hasn't been mentioned on the stupid list yet? 
But... but... but we elected Sarah Palin! How can we be sofar unmentioned!? 
Tis no fair: Not only do you lower states get the warm weather, but you also get stupid awards handed out left and right. This is insecurity because of alaska's size, isn't it!?
But... but... but we elected Sarah Palin! How can we be sofar unmentioned!? Tis no fair: Not only do you lower states get the warm weather, but you also get stupid awards handed out left and right. This is insecurity because of alaska's size, isn't it!?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
