Invent self ripping toilet paper.
A self immolating bible/quran?
oh, got it: anti Viagra. It can be used to get rid of unwanted/embarrassing public erections.
A self immolating bible/quran?
oh, got it: anti Viagra. It can be used to get rid of unwanted/embarrassing public erections.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"