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Short venting of a frustration
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RE: Short venting of a frustration
(December 1, 2015 at 6:29 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: My ex, has once again, taken the opportunity to drag me back into court over reasoning that only a psychopathic narcissist would understand. 


Its alright. I'm here. Your translator has arrived. I'll need the document, a padded cell and a bucket so I can smear shit all over the walls.

In all seriousness I am very sorry about your situation. When I see an opportunity to say something horribly inappropriate I literally can't stop myself. One time I stopped myself getting with this beautiful woman I still adore to this day.  Everything was going great but then Seal came on with "Kiss From A Rose" and a thought entrenched itself in my mind and dug deeper and deeper until eventually it just took control. I looked deep into her eyes with all the sincerity I could muster and whispered to her these immortal words; 

 That killed the mood so fast I shit you not. I was so angry at myself but it was totally worth it. Perfect comic timing. It makes me happy everytime I think of it.
Anyway, I hope that cheers you up.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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Messages In This Thread
Short venting of a frustration - by Joods - December 1, 2015 at 6:29 am
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Alex K - December 1, 2015 at 7:15 am
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Joods - December 1, 2015 at 7:21 am
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by robvalue - December 1, 2015 at 8:04 am
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Joods - December 1, 2015 at 2:59 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Reforged - December 1, 2015 at 4:03 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by rexbeccarox - December 1, 2015 at 6:08 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Whateverist - December 2, 2015 at 3:08 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Chad32 - December 1, 2015 at 4:12 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Whateverist - December 1, 2015 at 4:21 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Joods - December 2, 2015 at 2:53 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Minimalist - December 1, 2015 at 4:26 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by The Valkyrie - December 2, 2015 at 2:57 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Joods - December 2, 2015 at 2:58 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by The Valkyrie - December 2, 2015 at 2:59 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Joods - December 2, 2015 at 3:01 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by The Valkyrie - December 2, 2015 at 3:03 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Joods - December 2, 2015 at 3:08 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by The Valkyrie - December 2, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Whateverist - December 2, 2015 at 3:15 pm
RE: Short venting of a frustration - by Joods - December 2, 2015 at 3:17 pm

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