(December 1, 2015 at 4:03 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:(December 1, 2015 at 6:29 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: My ex, has once again, taken the opportunity to drag me back into court over reasoning that only a psychopathic narcissist would understand.
Its alright. I'm here. Your translator has arrived. I'll need the document, a padded cell and a bucket so I can smear shit all over the walls.
In all seriousness I am very sorry about your situation. When I see an opportunity to say something horribly inappropriate I literally can't stop myself. One time I stopped myself getting with this beautiful woman I still adore to this day. Everything was going great but then Seal came on with "Kiss From A Rose" and a thought entrenched itself in my mind and dug deeper and deeper until eventually it just took control. I looked deep into her eyes with all the sincerity I could muster and whispered to her these immortal words;That killed the mood so fast I shit you not. I was so angry at myself but it was totally worth it. Perfect comic timing. It makes me happy everytime I think of it.
Anyway, I hope that cheers you up.
Not inappropriate; wrong chick. Seriously, that has me rolling, and if it had been me, you'd be getting laid so fast your head wouldn't be the only thing spinning
Sorry Judi. /derail
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
