(December 2, 2015 at 12:41 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:(November 30, 2015 at 3:33 pm)dyresand Wrote: In 2 paragraphs or less convince me why i should be christian.Don't ask us. Ask the Holy Spirit to grant you faith and if your request is sincere you will find what you seek.
Oh Vodka, holiest of Spirits, I beseech thee to come into my life, to fill my body with your holiness, especially after long, stressful days.
And, if you do as I ask, I shall dedicate myself to your service and meditate upon the spirit at least once a day, perhaps twice, if the day does sucketh.
In thy name.
Absolut.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"