It's hardly new, but thanks for the compliment. Both theism and atheism are positions on the single question "does a god exist?" Neither position constitutes a belief, though they are positions regarding belief. I can see how you might be confused.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
