RE: Astrology?
December 5, 2015 at 5:10 pm
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2015 at 5:11 pm by Redbeard The Pink.)
As the storied and professional Wizard of an entire town, I can confidently attest that astrology is nothing more than charlatan fortune-telling with space-science paint on it.
Whether you're looking at astrology, tarot, channeling the dead, palmistry, or any other form of psychic nonsense, they're always going to tell you the same general handful of things: sometimes good things happen, sometimes bad things happen, do your best and you'll probably be fine. Aside from that it's just a matter of using whatever "magical" ploy they're using as an excuse to toss a bunch of general information at you with hopes you'll read into it and get spooked into thinking it really works. They really just tell you the most vague and random shit they can muster and hope you'll believe they have magic powers or secret knowledge, ignoring the fact that their "hit" rates are often appallingly low.
Some people use the stars, some people use cards, some people stare at your hands, and some people talk to your dead loved ones. There are many, many outfits, and everyone likes something a little different, but in the end they're just dressing up the same lying whore.
Whether you're looking at astrology, tarot, channeling the dead, palmistry, or any other form of psychic nonsense, they're always going to tell you the same general handful of things: sometimes good things happen, sometimes bad things happen, do your best and you'll probably be fine. Aside from that it's just a matter of using whatever "magical" ploy they're using as an excuse to toss a bunch of general information at you with hopes you'll read into it and get spooked into thinking it really works. They really just tell you the most vague and random shit they can muster and hope you'll believe they have magic powers or secret knowledge, ignoring the fact that their "hit" rates are often appallingly low.
Some people use the stars, some people use cards, some people stare at your hands, and some people talk to your dead loved ones. There are many, many outfits, and everyone likes something a little different, but in the end they're just dressing up the same lying whore.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
