Astrology?

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There's a whole science here [...]

No, there isn't. Just a lot of confirmation bias and arbitrary generalizations. It's all nonsense and there isn't even a question about it. The only reason astrology still exists, is that frauds... I mean astrologers ignore all the evidence against it and focus on catering to ignorant, uneducated and desperate people - in order to fleece them. Also - to  intelligent people astrology appears as such obvious bullsh*t that it's not even worth debunking, just like - say - the belief in fairies, or homeopathy.

Okay, so you need to chill and read this: http://www.kepler.edu/home/index.php/art...strologers

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Chill, dude.
"The topic of external appearance is far more enigmatic as that of health which is quite easy to understand by analysing the Ascendant, the luminaries (the Sun and the Moon), the Ascendant ruler, the 6th and 8th houses (accidents or traumas), as well as the 12th House, though the latter gives more indirect and covert clues."
http://www.astrotheme.com/files/ascendan...health.php

Dude. What is that supposed to tell me dude? It just asserts what you've already asserted.

How does all that crap work?

Do you actually believe that both innate and acquired traits of a person depend on the day of their birth? Do you realize how arbitrary our 'days' even are? Do you realize you're talking about bodies light years apart from each other? And that their 'positions' are merely the angles at which we observe them? Do you believe you can actually tell so much about a person by knowing their date of birth?

I'll say, why the fuck isn't this being used in marketing?

It's Magic, dude