Astrology?

[Crossless2.0]

Exactly. Etymology is our friend.

Apparently, the troll thinks that words that start with "sat" are necessarily related. By that token, "satin" must be Satan's preferred fabric. Thus, "Nights in White Satin" is the Moody Blues' ode to Satan's wardrobe. Or maybe they just left the "k" off "nights" to disguise the fact that they were really singing a prophecy of the coming of KISS (which, as we all know thanks to '70s Evangelicals, really stands for Knights in Satan's Service). Here's where we come full circle: Paul Stanley was the star child and Ace Frehley  was the space guy (obviously both from Saturn); Gene Simmons was the demon lizard guy (obviously from Hell itself); Peter Criss was the cat (we all know how much cats figure in magick). Ta-da!

Or, of course, he's just an idiot and a troll.  I'll go with the latter.

Actually you're wrong Saturn is Satan and you unknowingly worship him daily

Um, no.  But given the pic you posted of Saturn looking wonderfully like a breast, I'm willing to reconsider.

The longer this thread goes on, the creepier it gets for me.  It's as if my ex-wife has joined and decided to post her drivel.