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Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
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RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
Of the 2 cats here, one definitely worships me. The little shit is obedient and I appreciate it and confer upon him blessings of the occasional Pounce Treat.

The other cat is clearly of the 'scripture' cherry picking variety, only minding me when it is convenient for him to do so.


As the local deity here, I can definitely attest to which of my feline followers is The Chosen Cat.





(and yes, I am absolutely sure this little real life parable will go right over the heads of all the 'Christians' that read this)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 7, 2015 at 8:20 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Homeless Nutter - December 7, 2015 at 8:33 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Alex K - December 7, 2015 at 8:35 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Homeless Nutter - December 7, 2015 at 8:38 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by brewer - December 7, 2015 at 9:04 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Homeless Nutter - December 7, 2015 at 9:09 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 7, 2015 at 10:19 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 7, 2015 at 9:40 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Edwardo Piet - January 1, 2016 at 10:43 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Edwardo Piet - December 7, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - January 1, 2016 at 9:43 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Cyberman - December 7, 2015 at 2:15 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2015 at 9:53 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 7, 2015 at 10:26 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2015 at 10:31 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 7, 2015 at 1:19 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Minimalist - December 7, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Cyberman - December 7, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Crossless1 - December 7, 2015 at 2:18 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 8, 2015 at 8:32 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Crossless1 - December 8, 2015 at 12:42 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Cyberman - December 7, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Longhorn - December 7, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 8, 2015 at 8:41 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by ignoramus - December 7, 2015 at 8:01 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 8, 2015 at 8:56 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by robvalue - January 1, 2016 at 9:54 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Alex K - January 1, 2016 at 10:08 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - January 1, 2016 at 11:02 am

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