How much do I love you? Gosh, that's a toughie. I generally rate my love for total strangers on a scale, with the low end being a severe case of jock itch, and the high end being driving my Lambo full of krugerrand at 120mph while simultaneously getting blown by a 19 year old Maureen O'Hara.
I can honestly say that you fall somewhere in the middle.
Boru
I can honestly say that you fall somewhere in the middle.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax