Back in the day, when I was alive, my Sam wanted me to wear a kilt for our wedding. I was reluctant at the time, but now I think it would have been lovely.
I'll lighten this rather gloomy post with a couple of kilt jokes:
Is there anything worn beneath the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
How can you tell a Scotsman's clan? Look up his kilt. If you see a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
I'll lighten this rather gloomy post with a couple of kilt jokes:
Is there anything worn beneath the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
How can you tell a Scotsman's clan? Look up his kilt. If you see a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
