(December 14, 2015 at 1:22 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: He sleeps on his back, which causes vapor lock by his balls to his ass, thus presenting snoring.
He doesn't use common sense much of the time.
He procrastinates. A lot.
That first one though....
Scary. If I didn't know better I could easily conclude that you were my wife talking about me.
As for my wife, she's almost perfect. The one thing that I've just learned to accept and navigate as best as possible is her immediate frustration and borderline fury if things don't go precisely the way she envisioned. An example would be while living in NYC and riding a train and missing our stop, of course I'm entirely to blame. I simply say 'fuck me', get off at the next stop, cross over and go back; no big deal, minor inconvenience. For her it's as if the world suddenly stopped rotating.
In the early days these situations caused arguments. After 20 years of marriage, I'll let her say her piece and after I simply state "improvise, adapt, and overcome". This is a verbal cue that means I take full responsibility, warranted or not, and am already engaging all my powers to rectify the situation to her liking.
