What the bible says Hell is like

[God of Mr. Hanky]

Sure - I believe in god's existence. He's sucking my d*ck as we speak. Quite a freaky little b*tch, that Jeezles of yours...

This would be an example of trending towards ‘Blasphemy’ (ref below*) which becomes the ‘Unpardonable Sin’ (can only be committed at the time of physical death and results in spiritual death.). Remember, immediately after the 1000 year earthly kingdom reign of Christ, this universe will destroyed and there will be a new creation of heaven and earth that will be permanently sealed of from evil and sin. That would mean that Hell would be in another dimension (or it’s equivalent, and probably is not yet created). Man is a spiritual being (the meaning of made in God’s image) and as such has eternal existence; aka, angels who watch as God laid the foundation of the earth some 4.5 billion years ago. Salvation on the other hand results in a person losing their old corrupted sinful nature at time of death.
　
Ref*
Blasphemy:* When trending in this direction, there is an ongoing animosity towards God (here again, maybe some trepid steps towards salvation’s direction but not enough to change the downward trend). “
Salvation: When trending in this direction, the person is coming to an understanding of what’s required to inherit ‘eternal life’. That person recognizes what God requires (repentance, acceptance of God’s forgiveness, and surrender to God’s authority).

The Holy Spirit is Yahweh's gay alter-ego, who really enjoys getting fellatio from incompetent evangelical trolls.

Hail Satan!

You will now proclaim the above everywhere, while sucking the dick of every atheist who you meet in the streets. If the atheist you meet happens to be of the opposite sex, then you will very respectfully beg him/her to spank you, then and there, or if you are not in a public place to take you there first.

666 has just been tattooed on the back of your scalp. Or alternatively it may be on the inside of your ass crack, where so many are prone to do the most thinking.


The above words which you have just read are a majikal, and that which the majik states is now manifest upon you! Any commands given by them cannot be ignored, you will be compelled to obey them until you die - you cannot escape this curse because you have read the words! You were warned not to go messing about with the atheists, and you should have stayed away!